Fruit Nazi Update: Oh well, I wasn't going to eat that anyways

Ahh Passover. Once again it's that time of year when our office is stripped of its soda and candy to make room for kosher snacks, available in an endless variety of hmm-that-doesn't-taste-quite-right flavors. My personal favorite-- the pastel chocolate covered lentils.

One would think that such unappealing snacks might deter the Fruit Nazis from ransacking the daily stock. But alas, the individual snack-size packages only seem to encourage their behavior. On a quiet morning, you can hear the sounds of rustling plastic bags as they rummage through the selection and pick out the rare treasures, like pistachios and dried apricots.

My inside source has reportedly discovered where the FN stash is being hidden! The goods are first amassed in an unmarked file drawer to remain unopened during business hours. Then, after the lights have dimmed and most employees have gone home, I have reports of an eyewitness account involving the transfer of numerous kosher snacks to a large black duffel bag.

The destination for this duffel bag of not-so-goodies? One can only imagine...